Bill The Vampire: A Vampire Horror Comedy

By Rick Gualtieri

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.

My name's Bill and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did.

Problem is, I didn't stay dead.

Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger and faster than me - not to mention better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts.

It might be because he can't control me, or maybe it's because he's a dick. Whatever the case, he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not an embarrassment to his coven.

If I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally's using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy.

Things don't look good. I might be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.

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Bram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.

If you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this vampire comedy will leave you thirsting for more.

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1940415322
• ISBN13: 9781940415321
• Release Date: December 2020
• Publisher: Freewill Press LLC
• Length: 346 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.0" x 8.0"