Bikini Planet

by David S. Garnett

"Makes me think of bikinis. And planets." (Neil Gaiman) Rookie cop Wayne Norton went to sleep in the swinging sixties-and woke up 300 years later. Now he's out of time, out of touch-and caught up in a... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0451458605
• Release Date: December 2001
• Publisher: Roc
• Length: 279 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 6.8" x 0.8" x 4.0"

Customer Reviews

A fun science fiction novel

In 1969 Las Vegas, Wayne Norton is proud to be a Las Vegas police officer. Although twenty-one he remains a virgin who loves his girlfriend Susie and hopes to consummate their union soon. Before that can happen he sees Susie's father, a gangster, kill some rivals in cold blood. Her father then punches his lights out and puts him in a cryogenic sleep chamber. He wakes up three hundred years in the future to a world he doesn't know. He's immediately drafted into GalactiCop and sent to Hideaway, an exotic pleasure playground. He is on such a top-secret mission that he doesn't even know what it is. While trying on some clothes, he meets a beautiful woman named Kiru who escaped a penal planet with a bunch of space pirates. Wayne finally loses his virginity before he and Kiru are arrested. They both escape their captors but become separated which means there won't be a happily ever after ending for this couple or will there? BIKINI PLANET is a fun science fiction novel that doesn't take itself seriously at all. It is a satire on the entire "grave - save the universe" space opera novels and movies that are so prevalent in fiction today. David Garnett has a delicious sense of humor, which he shows off to perfection in ironically this one of a kind novel.Harriet Klausner