If you think Bigfoot big meanie, YOU THINK AGAIN Bigfoot SUPER DUPER nice guy
Me get bad rap 'cause me stink, me LOUD, me eat gross thing, me sneak around, me hide from photo...
But Bigfoot party guy Bigfoot funny. Bigfoot creative. Bigfoot smart. Bigfoot kind.
Me write book with pretty picture so people know truth about Bigfoot.
Bigfoot hope you like.