Jess is a Corporate Goth with a simple dream: fight enshittification and make the world a slightly less terrible place.
No one was hiring.
Then she got a call from Big Bare Island-a naturist kingdom in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Yes, naturist. As in naked. As in everyone.
The monarch, King Louis the Sun God, hired her on the spot as the island's new Chief Problem Solver.
Which raises some questions.
What kinds of problems could a tranquil naturist island possibly have? Why does a retired professor who looks like a tropical wizard keep leaving her mysterious gifts? And will Jess ever take off those damn combat boots?
Only one way to find out.