Bible Stories You Think You Know: And Some You've Never Heard Of

By Jason Stegner

An irreverent retelling of Bible stories stopping just short of offensive, Bible Stories You Think You Know and Some You've Never Heard Of tells most of the book of Genesis as well as a few other select stories from the most widely published book in history. Containing timeless classics such as:

Adam and Eve Did Nothing Wrong (That They Were Aware Of)Joseph and His Coat of Many Colors (But Mostly Blood)Genocide by Floodwater!Not to mention the two similar, but not quite the same: The Birth of Jesus
andJesus' Birth31 chapters ranging from a single verse to multiple chapters from the source material, Bible Stories You Think You Know stays accurate to the story while taking great liberties with the wording. Especially when it comes to dialogue:

"Stay in this land I tell you of," God said to Isaac. "I will give to you and your descendants all these countries. I will fulfill the oath I made to your father Abraham, because he obeyed me in everything I ever told him to do. Like that one time I told him to kill you, remember that? He was totally going to do it. You don't still have nightmares about that, do you?"

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0BRM24YKT
• ISBN13: 9798371131911
• Release Date: January 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 118 Pages
• Weight: 0.37 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"