Best Business Practices and B.S. How a Rabbit Made $Billions!

By Bill Barnard

Book Overview

A Senator Says: "This book is full of vulgar, trashy humor that will appeal only to the truly deplorable in our society I heartily recommend it " A Cow Says: "It took me a while to digest this book, but once I got my teeth into it and chewed it over a bit, I thought to myself, this author will milk any joke dry " This biting business satire describes how an entrepreneurial rabbit, Ruddy Hare, used his own warped version of best business practices and B.S. (with emphasis on the latter) to found a business empire. Written in a vulgar, humorous style, it aims to surpass "Animal Farm" as the best business book for humans. The three main characters (reprobates) are: Ruddy Hare, the world's richest rabbit, entrepreneur (timeshare burrows) and theatrical agent; Jack Upchucker, leading dog film star ("From Here to Paternity", "The Hound of Music" and pop star "You're my Poopy "); and Mr. Extortionate Markup (his real name), lawyer and human, fixer and cleaner-up of Ruddy and Jack's idiocies and misadventures; also editor of this book. Note that the Federal Sanitation Service has issued the following warning: "The reader should wear a hazmat suit at all times. Deposit book in specially marked bins. Extra landfills have been dug to handle this highly toxic material " Forget all you have learned about best business practices.....get a lobotomy and read this book

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1540794245
• ISBN13: 9781540794246
• Release Date: December 2016
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 264 Pages
• Weight: 0.80 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 5.5" x 8.5"