Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity

By Sophia Blackwell

Ever opened Being and Time and wondered if your brain had a stroke?

Ever wanted to understand Heidegger, but all you got was a migraine and a vague sense of personal failure?
This is the book for you.

Being Really Confused is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger's philosophical fever dream. Whether you're a burned-out philosophy major, a curious masochist, or someone who just wants to sound terrifyingly deep at brunch, this book unpacks the most infamously unreadable thinker of the 20th century-with jokes, rants, and zero patience for pretension.

Inside, you'll find: What "Dasein" actually means (spoiler: it's just you, but anxious)How to ruin conversations with phrases like "Being-toward-death"Why "the they" is probably responsible for your haircutAnd how to survive Being and Time without filing a lawsuit against your own brainEqual parts roast and revelation, this book doesn't just explain Heidegger-it drags him, hugs him, then drags him again.

Read it if: You want to laugh at existential dreadYou love philosophy but hate sufferingYou've been pretending to understand Heidegger and want to finally maybe mean itWarning: May cause spontaneous existential crises, unbearable smugness, and the urge to buy a black turtleneck.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3D2WCRP
• ISBN13: 9798316396320
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 50 Pages
• Weight: 0.18 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"