Beheaded Theorists' Curriculum for the Self-Absorbed: Short Stories

By Theodore Moracht

These are stories written watching The Brain Eaters 5 times. One title was inspired by adventurous dates in Russia, and one story was written when I got bored reading the first book in the New York Trilogy. My attention started wandering to other things-shorter things, my things. This book is best served fried. Here are the six stories: ONCE UPON A TIME 101 When an asteroid is about to hit earth, don't count on anyone in Toronto to take time out of their busy schedules to help. TRASH Wouldn't it be great just to delete people and be paid for it? Some people like Lloyd get all the luck. CUT Claire is cutting herself, or is it some malevolent spirit trying to take over? HERE'S A BAD IDEA Sometimes bad ideas come in threes. RUBBERED RUSSIAN SANDWICH-ABUSE THE PICKLE Xavier just broke up with her girlfriend, so her Russian Chechen war vet father comes to persuade Xavier to get back together with his daughter, as she is now with some disgusting guy who farts during sex. ENDANGERED GENRES VOL. 1 A surreal story in which the absorbed absorb themselves, whether in the company of friends, on the street, alone, or reading the newspaper.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1983057134
• ISBN13: 9781983057137
• Release Date: July 2018
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 66 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"