Become a Modern Artist: The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth

By Thejendra B.S

Q: What is this book about?
A: It's a hilarious, no-rules guide to the "greatest and easiest job on earth"-becoming a modern artist. This is the only profession where a banana taped to a wall can sell for $120,000, a blank canvas with a question can cause deep philosophical debates, and you can proudly call a pile of trash "an exploration of emotional decay."

Q: Will this teach me about art?
A: Absolutely. You will learn how to look at random splashes of paint and nod wisely as if you "feel the existential despair." You will also discover how to sit on an artistic stone chair full of sharp nails without shrieking, because discomfort is part of the creative process.

Q: Why is modern art presented as the perfect job?
A: Because it requires no educational qualifications, no training, no age limit, no office politics, no bad bosses, no downsizing, and no effort beyond convincing people your scribbles represent "humanity's inner fragmentation." The hours are flexible, the paycheck can hit a million dollars, and the only tool you need is raw confidence.

Q: Do I need to be an artist to enjoy this book?
A: No. You just need eyes, curiosity, and a sense of humor sturdy enough to survive modern life. Whether you love art, hate art, or simply don't understand why a broken chair in a gallery gets national attention, this book will keep you laughing.

Q: Is this book serious or funny?
A: Serious people will find it funny. Funny people will find it educational. Confused people will whisper "what the hell is this..."

Q: Why should I read this book?
A: Because it reveals the wild secrets of becoming a modern artist without ever lifting a brush. It's your backstage pass to the world where madness becomes genius, confusion becomes creativity, and everyone pretends to understand what no one actually understands.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1707448779
• ISBN13: 9781707448777
• Release Date: November 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 44 Pages
• Weight: 0.12 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"