Because You Hit Grandma with a Bat: And other things only a parent would say

By Brandon Maxwell

A hilarious collection of sayings and delightful illustrations, Because You Hit Grandma With a Bat proves that, when investing in the lives of children, you never know what's going to come out of your mouth. This collection of sayings, statements, requests and pleadings has been compiled over the course of 10 years and represents a sampling of actual statements made by parents that only make sense in the normal course of raising their children.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0692283390
• ISBN13: 9780692283394
• Release Date: January 2015
• Publisher: Honey Noodle Publishing, Incorporated
• Length: 74 Pages
• Weight: 0.43 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.3" x 0.2" x 8.3"