Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing [Large Print]

By: Von Sass, Whiskers M.

Does your cat run your household? Good. This book explains why that's correct.

Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing is the satirical guide to feline domination that cat lovers, dog owners, and anyone who has ever been silently judged by a creature a tenth of their size has been waiting for.

Written in the voice of Whiskers M. Von Sass, Esq. - self-appointed apex predator, passive-aggressive mastermind, and four-time recipient of the Blank Stare of the Year Award - this hilarious cat parody book reveals the tactics, strategies, and psychological warfare your cat has been deploying against you for years.

Featuring full page original color illustrations throughout - because Whiskers deserves nothing less.

Inside this humorous cat book you'll discover:

The art of strategic napping - and why doing nothing is the ultimate power moveHow to steal food, monopolize furniture, and redirect blame onto the dogThe slow blink of supremacy and other nonverbal domination techniques that terrify LabradorsPassive-aggressive kneading, selective deafness, and the tactical hairballWhy the couch, the bed, the highest shelf, and frankly the entire household already belong to the cat

Perfect for:

Cat lovers and cat humor enthusiastsAnyone who owns both a cat and a dog and knows exactly who's in chargeFans of funny animal books, satirical humor, and feline comedyGift for cat lovers who appreciate witty, sarcastic, humorous books

Whether you're a devoted cat person, a confused dog owner, or a human who suspects you've been outmaneuvered by a seven-pound furball, this satirical cat book will confirm every suspicion you've ever had - and make you laugh out loud doing it.

Scroll up and grab your copy - before the cat decides you've already taken too long.

• Format: Hardcover
• Large Print: Yes
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GZKKBYCX
• ISBN13: 9798295480409
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Brenda Richards
• Length: 110 Pages
• Weight: 0.94 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 8.5" x 8.5"