Be Good for Your Mothr: A Nursery Rhyme for Wayward Children

By Joe Brian

No, that's NOT a typo

Join Ugly Eliza in newest adventure In this title, we introduce a new character, Peggy Trsss. (Pronounced "chisssss''). Her name was initially Peggy Tries, but the I and the E fell off after Peggy visited a child who LIES.

This is a new book

Unlike all the ones you have ever read

Normally Ugly Eliza tells funny stories

But this one rhymes instead

This story might make you laugh

Because she refused to be good, listen, and even take a bath

She stopped doing her homework

She stopped doing her chores.

She would misbehave and tell lies, and so much more

Her fairy Godmother Peggy saw she was out of line

She decided to come help

One note at a time

What did Peggy write to make Ugly Eliza be good?

What did she say to make her behave the way she should?

You will have to read this book

You will have to wait and see

Why Peggy would spell the word "mothr" but would leave out the "E"

This book contains photos of Peggy that you can cut out so she can always watch over you and yours.

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For entertainment purposes only.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 172211732X
• ISBN13: 9781722117320
• Release Date: June 2018
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 54 Pages
• Weight: 0.37 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.0" x 10.0"