Barry the Pigeon: War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams

By Dustin Gross

Meet Barry. He's a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of '09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows. But when a smug perchfluencer named SkyDaddy69 starts gentrifying the skies of Brooklyn, Barry's not about to take it sitting down (mostly because his gut won't let him).

Together with a conspiracy-theorist dove, a steroidal chicken who thinks he's a pigeon, and a narcoleptic street bird named Skeezy Pete, Barry leads a poop-fueled rebellion across the boroughs. From rooftop turf wars and airborne cigarette heists to the unholy romance of rain gutter courtship, this foul-mouthed, feather-ruffling satire is the dirtiest bird comedy you didn't know you needed.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3JX9V3G
• ISBN13: 9798316583171
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 70 Pages
• Weight: 0.17 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"