Bamboo Elementary: The Inventions As a Kid

By Michael Allen Sales

Well I don't know. When this gets real done typed up by a real darn author I'll be happy. Well I'm the one, and well I'm just a little bit silly. It needs a real darn character. And well I am it. It needs a story. A background. Some smell. Some sound. A scene. Well it's real done got it. And I get it. Well it's action, but with really out none. And the characters to the whole hill pile. And it's those cops. But I love it, and I wouldn't change a thing. But I know this books gets stolen, and some people talk of it. But I don't. And I do. And this story proves it. Well I ask. But what are's I? And I. Well this is about a little kid and some bamboo. Well I was eight or so. And that's pretty much it. And our story was a little bit silly. Well I was a real darn kid. And that kid is I. Well I'm still a real darn. Well when I read my ideas grow. And when I laugh I almost die to death. Well so there. So steel steal it - it's yours. And if you do I want more then a little darn pen left in my jar. Well that means all or most of my manuscripts get stolen, and I have to race to print. And just today I got a real darn offer from what appears to be a real darn publishing offer. But they won't talk numbers before I send a manuscript. So go figure. My theory is all they want is a text file so they can throw down with a thesaurus and steel it. Well that's not what I mean by steel. I mean it real darn less expensive. Well at any price this is a real darn good deal.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1692119656
• ISBN13: 9781692119652
• Release Date: April 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 66 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"