Bah Hum-Blood! A Slasher Christmas Carol

By Josh Burnell

Every Christmas Eve, he kills again.

For eleven years, the Bah Humbug Butcher has terrorized the town-impaling girls on candy canes, strangling them with twinkle lights, and even crushing them beneath Christmas trees.

This year, Sheriff Eva Christian has one last chance to stop him.

Guided by the ghost of her father and the spirits of Victims Past, Present, and Future, Eva must relive each gruesome murder-one terrifying vision at a time. What she finds isn't just blood and bodies... but the clues that could finally unmask the Butcher.

Grim, gory, and darkly hilarious, Bah Hum-Blood! is a twisted take on Charles Dickens's holiday classic.

"A Hallmark Christmas movie on Elm Street!" -Daniel Foster, Did You Remember the Cat?

If you like slashers with seasonal spirit, chilling twists, and wicked humor, you'll love Bah Hum-Blood!

Grab your copy today-and deck the halls with horror.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FPMK4J3Q
• ISBN13: 9798999382207
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Josh Burnell
• Length: 142 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.3" x 8.0"