Bad Business: A Titanic Tale

By Andy Paine

Bob Bobbins doesn't know anything about business; come to think of it, he's not even certain how you spell it. Bob is naturally apprehensive therefore, when he suddenly inherits his grandmother's estate, and is handed the keys to a rather exclusive business; 'Madame Bob's High Fashion.' To make matters even worse, it quickly becomes apparent that in the treacherous world of high fashion, murder is considered a far less distasteful act than poor taste. Can Bob, with the help of his inherited staff, avoid the murderous overtures of the Fashion Assassin, defeat the pluming peacocks that are the Fashion Union (FU), and avoid the relentless sleuthing of Detective Dan? Can Bob achieve commercial success, with so many seemingly intent on his demise? Bad Business is an irreverent comedic fantasy, kind of, which pokes fun (not physically) at government administration, the legal system, unions, fashion, consultants, and others. Set in the mischievous city of Titan, Bob must overcome vampire prosecutors, cross-dressing judges, leprechaun refund officers, trendy dwarves, street corner consultants, a democratically elected despot, a grapevine that will not shut up, and a rather large elephant in his room. The Titanic Tales is a satirical series of novels, which lampoon just about anything they can (for scientific research of course ). The writing is shamelessly rambunctious, and everything is written with the simple aim of making people smile.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1519422695
• ISBN13: 9781519422699
• Release Date: December 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 304 Pages
• Weight: 0.99 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"