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By Guy Armstrong

... I was balancing a vodka, a whiskey, and a wine in one hand, three beers in the other, and was pouring some Peruvian corn port shots out along the dash. This was foolish because I needed at least two hands free to make horrendous finger gestures, and another to throw empties into the yards I was racing through on my way home...

... the next day police found me at an equality rally for signs. I'd only had eleventy-threenty-six twelvety twelve twelve seventy-five-hundredy-twelve eight eight ninety thirteenty-one beers, and I wasn't even drunk. I had six beers in my chest pocket of my T-shirt...

My name's Guy and hi. This is a tale of a few of my lives in the old student days. With little gnomes in jelly. And slamming whirlwinding metal gigs...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0473233614
• ISBN13: 9780473233617
• Release Date: December 2012
• Publisher: Nameless Publisher
• Length: 54 Pages
• Weight: 0.17 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.8" x 8.3"