Arthur P. Finch and the Bureaucracy of the Damned

By Naya Kaelen

Arthur P. Finch and the Bureaucracy of the Damned
In the quiet, unassuming halls of the Bureau of Paranormal Relocation, the greatest threat to humanity isn't magic, but it's paperwork.
Senior Probationary Officer Arthur P. Finch is a man of forms, facts, and filing. His world is a soothing symphony of order, and he believes that a well-written memo can solve any problem.
But when a new case file lands on his desk, his perfectly predictable life is turned upside down. The subject: Lord Volkov, an ancient, defiant vampire with a centuries-old magical debt. Volkov's minor probation violation is just the tip of a terrifyingly complex bureaucratic iceberg.
As Arthur digs deeper, he uncovers a sinister conspiracy to deliberately miscategorize dangerous magical creatures as mundane assets, all to "streamline" the system. A powerful clerical error threatens to unravel the very fabric of existence, and the fate of the Bureau and the world hangs in the balance.
To save reality, Arthur must do what he does best: a lot of paperwork. He's armed with nothing but a pen, a perfect grasp of the rules, and the most unlikely of allies in Lord Volkov himself.
Will a civil servant with a penchant for protocol be able to win a war against unholy chaos with a simple, well-written form?
A witty and hilarious urban fantasy for fans of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's Good Omens.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FVS9XPNY
• ISBN13: 9798269241760
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 40 Pages
• Weight: 0.15 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"