Meet Art. He's pretty sure he's wasted on the quiet village of Burk. Worse, he's nineteen and he can't get a date. What better reason to head out into the wide world on a quest for epic adventure? On his journey to find himself (and a girlfriend) Art encounters magic and wonder, bandits, pirates, cursed swords, sore feet, horse thieves, and the occasional encyclopedia salesman, all of which he must overcome to discover his destiny. And survive it...