Armpit Poofies: The Completely Wrong Dictionary of the Human Body

By Trace Bryan

What if you never had to remember the real names for anything ever again?

Armpit Poofies is the hilariously incorrect guide to the human body you never knew you needed.

Inside this book, nothing is called what it should be.
Every part of the body has been renamed in the most ridiculous, strangely accurate way possible.

Eyebrows are no longer eyebrows.
They are Face Caterpillars.

That painful little spot in your elbow?
That is your Shock Spot.

And your armpits?
You already know... Armpit Poofies.

This is not science.
This is not education.
This is what happens when the human body is explained the way people actually think about it.

Perfect for:
- Laughing out loud when you least expect it
- Picking up and reading any page
- Gifting to someone who does not take life too seriously
- Anyone who has ever said "that bendy bit in my arm"

Simple. Silly. Completely wrong.
And somehow... it makes perfect sense.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GY12W5X9
• ISBN13: 9798258241986
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 136 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"