Warning: This book contains adult content, and should therefore only be consumed by those who are legally considered adults in their country in residence. Hello, my name is Alan Vorkenheirmer, and I'll be your pickup coach from this day forward. We've got a lot to cover, and we're going to take you and turn you from a guy who either never or seldom does well with the ladies, to a master pickup artist who knows how to handle women. My promise...