Anyone But Me: STOP BLAMING YOUR PARENTS AND OTHERS - YOU'RE OVER 30 (SERIOUSLY, GROW UP): You're Not Broken, You're Just Annoying - Confessions of a

By: Graham Ccht, Christopher

Anyone But Me: Stop Blaming You Parents (and others) Confessions of a Hypnotherapist- the book that drags your excuses, roasts your ego, and makes you emotionally responsible (reluctantly).

If you've ever blamed your ex, your parents, Mercury in retrograde, or your inner child for the fact that your life is a flaming pile of avoidance and unread emails-congrats. You're exactly who this book is for.

This is not a soft self-help book. It's a full-frontal, no-hand-holding intervention from the most judgmental, over-caffeinated version of your higher self. Packed with savage insights, uncomfortable truths, and side-eyes from historical, fictional, and deeply disappointed icons (yes, even Oprah), Anyone But Me isn't here to coddle you. It's here to make you accountable-with punchlines.

Inside, you'll find:
- Emotional clarity dressed as sarcasm
- A timeline of excuses from childhood to midlife crisis
- Fake therapy sessions with Socrates, Yoda, and Beyonc
- The world's most passive-aggressive dedication to one-star reviews
- A loving reminder that you're not broken-you're just annoying (and you can fix that)
- And the now-legendary truth: hypnosis can't fix denial-but it can help you stop doing lawn donuts

It's part memoir, part reality check, and part mirror you've been avoiding.
Blunt. Funny. Relentless.
It won't fix you-but it might finally wake you up.

And before anyone clutches their pearls or blogs about my "unprofessionalism"-relax. I included them because they're part of the story. Every creator meets resistance; I just had the nerve to use mine as material. Their outrage reminded me that truth doesn't always heal first-it usually offends, screams, and writes a bad review. This isn't revenge. It's recycling. Proof that even the ugliest feedback can fund something better. If you can't turn criticism into craft, you're not healing-you're hiding.

P.S. The dedication may-or may not-be fiction.
(But if you felt personally attacked, that's between you and your conscience.)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1068898771
• ISBN13: 9781068898778
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Owhms Publishing
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.5" x 8.5"