You might remember me. Once upon a time, I was almost a successful writer, and if not for the fact that very few people read my books, and those who did kept taking me to court, I still might be someone with a future in this industry. My fleeting moment of success was wonderful though--I was that guy who helped write the sequel to the greatest novel of all time. (No, not that novel, but definitely the other one.) Despite my misfortune, there's still...