Bruised MeatRonald notices a bruise on his arm and he doesn't remember how he got it. Soon everyone has bruises and the world is thrown into a panic as scientists try to figure out why the answer is beating the crap out of them.Beheaded Theorists' Curriculum for the Self-AbsorbedA little Kilodneyesque fun when a traveling priest and professor help a village help a goat get over itself before it loses its way. After lengthy debates, a madman arrives...