Welcome to the city of Euphoria with all its twisted inhabitants. The Abraham Lincoln Legion has invaded and is distributing the novel substance anachronic to anybody who desires it. But of course, there are side-effects . . . Chaos ensues. People are confused as to their identities. There becomes a vacuum of power. Enter Mister Cheesefryburger. He's been waiting all his life for this opportunity, and with the hiring of a new, controversial employee...