An Ordinary Book

By N. W. Fidler

This is An Ordinary Book. Do not buy this book. It is a waste of money. Spend your hard earned cash elsewhere. The contents of this book are fake definitions, terrible poems, paragraph stories, and a handful of failed ideas. Nothing good will come of you owning this book. It's not even really a book, it's hardly even a novella. These pages were just shoved together with the hope that it would make sense at some point. It doesn't. If you were to buy it, at best you could just set it on your coffee table. Make it a conversation piece. Then again, anyone who's picked up this book would read that suggestion and then you're both back to faking an interest in it. So, just leave this book alone. Have it stay for sale and move on with your life. Don't even tell your friends or family about it. This description took just a moment of your life. Let that be all it does. Nothing more, nothing less. Now you know not to buy it and own it and hold it and open it and read it and memorize it and lick it and.....just leave it be. Do not buy this book.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1983979724
• ISBN13: 9781983979729
• Release Date: January 2018
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 46 Pages
• Weight: 0.18 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"