An Offer You Can't Refuse: The Priest and the Mafia Princess

By Mitch Cantrell

Erotica for MAGA Nation

Introducing Kinky Conservatives, a new woke-free series for those who like their erotica done right. Yep, the folks in this series are guaranteed to be liberal only when it comes to sex.

The series kicks off with An Offer You Can't Refuse, a torrid tale of temptation. David Jansen is a handsome Catholic priest who also serves as a chaplain in the Air Force Reserve. Father David's a good priest who's committed to his vocation and isn't looking for trouble.

But trouble finds him in the person of Marie Piano. Marie's a sassy, saucy sexpot who's used to getting what she wants. Oh, and she's also the daughter of Don Piano, a mafia kingpin who rules with an iron fist.

A chance meeting at the dog park leaves both David and Marie with some rather impure thoughts. During their casual--but innuendo laced--conversation, they realize that they live in the same neighborhood, separated by only two streets.

Marie makes David an offer he can't refuse and invites him over to her place to watch movies. Watch movies? Yeah. Right. Though he's never been musically inclined, David might just learn how to, ahem, play the Piano.

An Offer You Can't Refuse is a thoroughly politically incorrect piece of erotica that gives a whole new meaning to the Biblical command to love thy neighbor.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CRPN93H6
• ISBN13: 9798874137816
• Release Date: January 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 102 Pages
• Weight: 0.32 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"