Ordinarily, opening my front door to two super hot men would be the main event of my life.
It's not. Nowhere near close. The hunky Men in Black types are here only because a smaller ship hovered over my farm during a much larger alien abduction event. The flying saucer dropped their cargo and took off, then the men of my dreams showed up.
Now, both say I'm their bondmate and want to keep me safe from the alien kidnappers...