"Do you never get hungry? I'm almost always ravenous."
When hot mess millennial disaster, Percy Jones, loses her job and her apartment on the same day, her prospects look quite grim. But she can't admit defeat, and just when sleeping in her car starts getting a little old, a live-in memoirist job comes up, working for the town's eccentric squillionaire, and Percy has to give it a shot.
Jedworth is a gentleman, a sad-boy romantic, a real lady-killer. He's quick to fall in love but his certain proclivities prevent him from keeping a relationship for very long. Until Percy, a different kind of girl, is delivered to his doorstep.
Would you allow yourself to be lost to decadence and temptation? How much would you put up with for a roof over your head and food in your belly? When the devil hands you the apple, would you take a bite?
All The Bones Beneath My Teeth is a horror romance set in North America, 2016, Christmas time. It is a dark fairytale full of culinary horror, Beauty and The Beast vibes, comedy, and decadence. A dark urban fantasy with a plus sized female main character set in a magical castle with plenty of gore and tension.