Alien Dating Observations: Earth Is Confusing. Your Love Life Is Worse.

By Lisa M. Cabadas

If you've ever stared at your phone wondering:

"What does that even mean?"

This book will answer you.

Not gently.

Alien Dating Observations is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud take on modern dating - told through the eyes of an alien trying to make sense of human behavior.

From mixed signals and situationships to "I'm just busy" and the infamous comeback cycle, every page delivers sharp, funny, and slightly savage truths you already knew... but maybe didn't want to admit.

Inside you'll find:

Short, addictive observations you'll want to screenshotRelatable moments that feel a little too accurateThe kind of honesty your friends give you after two glasses of wine

This isn't a dating guide.

It's a reality check.

Perfect for:

Anyone navigating modern datingRecently single, divorced, or back on the appsFriends who need a laugh (and the truth)

You won't feel attacked.

But you will feel seen.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GV8PSZJ7
• ISBN13: 9798253807149
• Release Date: March 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 54 Pages
• Weight: 0.14 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"