Reggie Carson has been working at the post office for over a decade. He hasn't been promoted, his boss picks on him and he doesn't have a girlfriend. All of this changes when Reggie and his post-office colleague, Sandra, find a thirty year old package on Halloween with magic nunchuks. The next day Reggie wakes up and finds he has a bad fro, badder abs and the baddest ninja skills around. He immediately uses these for the cause of justice and prepares...