A lot of God's most bizarre decisions throughout history make a lot more sense once you realise he's just a bumbling old man with poor long term memory and a drinking problem. In this book you will learn why He got rid of dinosaurs, why it took Him so long to talk Abraham out of killing his son, and all about His complicated relationship with Satan. This volume contains the first 50 episodes of the popular Ringo Award nominated webcomic Legal disclaimer: you might go to Hell for laughing, we decline all liability. If we could sum up the message of the episodes you will find in this collection, it is this: God is, in fact, one of us. All the little quirks and eccentricities that make us human ultimately come from Him Just like you, God spends long sleepless nights obsessing over mistakes he made in the past, like telling Abraham to kill his son. Just like you, God is self-conscious about His body sometimes - especially when He sees the chiseled bodies on those Greek deities. And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, either - in this book we will take a merciless look at Jesus' awkward teenage years. Speaking of apples and trees... here you will discover the truth behind God's controversial decision to cast Adam and Eve out of Eden At first, God overdid Adam's intelligence and the poor guy started questioning everything, from the meaning of life to who really killed JFK. It was all downhill from there. Last but certainly not least, we will take a closer look at the Kingdom of Hell and its denizens; Lucy's unlikely romance with a hairdresser, and his even more unlikely friendship with an adorable group of girls who have him on speed dial- er.. speed pentagram.
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:1952126592
ISBN13:9781952126598
Release Date:November 2023
Publisher:Rocketship Entertainment
Length:158 Pages
Weight:0.95 lbs.
Dimensions:0.6" x 5.7" x 8.1"
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