THERE ARE TWO THINGS IN LIFE AMELIA IS PRETTY CONVINCED OF: SHE IS A SEX-ADVERSE ASEXUAL, AND SHE JUST MIGHT BE DOOMED TO REMAIN SINGLE (AGAINST HER WILL) FOREVER.
Not because some evil witch might have cursed her (although she has no concrete evidence that it's not true), but because, after years of somewhat successful (but short-lasting) and mostly one-sided crushes, she has to admit it's not really going in her favour.
So what is she...