A Vulgar Tale

By Ebenezer Hellwig

"Unashamedly bizarre, ridiculous, deranged and spectacularly degenerate on a truly grand scale, A Vulgar Tale is weaponised epic on steroids" - VLAD DRACULA When a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid. On the instructions of a tutu-wearing biker fairy with type-two diabetes, Ludwig Scumbucket and Basehead Bart set off to fulfil the stupid and mostly-incoherent prophecy and tear shit up like only they know how. Travelling through the very fabrics of existence itself, the inept duo encounter all manner of ridiculousness...and leave it a bloody wreck. A quest of absurdity for the ages, A Vulgar Tale is sure to warp your mind and liquidise your sanity. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man. Featuring plot points fit for a king, a string of gratuitous brutality, mullet abuse and characters so intriguing they belong wedged up Satan's colon, A Vulgar Tale is as outrageous as it comes. "It made me evacuate the contents of my bowels against my will" - RAMESSES II "Better than a heroin cake" - DANTE ALIGHIERI

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1536906859
• ISBN13: 9781536906851
• Release Date: September 2016
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 206 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"