A Useless Book

By: Abel, Andrew Robert

A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.

Made-up reviews (for fun): -

"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."

- Readers Indigestion Digest

"My chair enjoyed it more than I did."

- Better Homes & Bookends

"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."

- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly

"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."

- Parenting Panic Quarterly

"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."

- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks

"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."

- IQ Not Included

"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."

- The London Foghorn

"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."

- Forgetful & Free Newsletter

"If I could unread it, I would. Twice."

- Amnesia Weekly

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F7SRYPS3
• ISBN13: 9798989431663
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Andrew Robert Abel
• Length: 34 Pages
• Weight: 0.70 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 8.5" x 8.5"
• Age Range: 6 to 9 years
• Grade Range: Grades 1 to 4