A Trivial War

By Humberto Contreras

A General said, "The weak invasion of Mexico is a disaster and the reconstruction of the Wall has stopped." The President commented, with a red face and bloated eyes. "That is disgusting, why is it happening?" "Our agents have been assassinated by the narcos they were supposed to kill, the President of Mexico insists that he will not pay for the Frontier Wall nor defend our agents, and the United States Congress refused to increase the budget for the Wall and the weak invasion." The President commented, with a red face and bloated eyes. "That is very, very, very bad. What are my options?" "Your options are to disregard this insult and publicly accept that the Wall will not be rebuilt, or invade Mexico and make them pay," the General says with a crooked smile. "I order the implementation of an invasion operation. I name it, 'Fuck Mexico.' I need a plan by tomorrow." "A war? Wars are costly." "It is a trivial war. I will have Mexico and the stupid Mexicans on their knees in one week. Maybe five days." Thus started the so-called Trivial War, or at least that is the popular understanding. It has been seven years and millions of Mexicans, and even more Gringos can never again be on their knees, as the dead cannot kneel.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1387020889
• ISBN13: 9781387020881
• Release Date: June 2017
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Length: 310 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 4.3" x 7.0"