A Reasonable Amount of Drama

By Dave Knouse

Ever been stiffed by Santa Claus because he claimed he ran out of plastic? Had your first slow dance to "We Are the Champions" in a cafeteria that reeked of chili dogs? How about being mistaken for a prostitute by your classmates in an effort to become popular? Well, Dave has and he's sharing his tales in hopes that someone can learn an amusing lesson from them. Despite 9 years of college, Dave details how he still can't hold down a job other than nude modeling. Dave answers the question, "What wouldn't Jesus do?' when he discovers he's accidentally been sent to a Bible Camp. Thesehumorous essays about the misadventures of a guy growing up in the 80's and 90's and his continued failings in adulthood will, if anything, at least make the reader feel better about his or her own life. This collection of short stories blends real-life events with embellishments to add a degree of comedy with a "reasonable amount of drama." Dave's life bridges the gap between generation X and Millennial's and is relatable to people from all walks of life. After all, who hasn't developed a crippling phobia to Cheetos because of an incident with seagulls?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1980702764
• ISBN13: 9781980702764
• Release Date: March 2018
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 103 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"