A milkman a vicar and a cat with attitude

By Dai Marshall-Green

Overall, "A milkman, a vicar, and a cat with attitude" is a story of love, loss, and the pursuit of happiness though the eyes of a forgotten wife. A gentle romantic comedy you can get immersed in.

Written with quite a lot of British humour, reminiscing about forgotten times, 80's/90's music, English countryside, a touch of spice and relatable family values.

This is a naughty (but nice) story

Prepare to embark on an amusing journey alongside Ms Doors, a relatable farmer's daughter who's about to discover the fun side of life, wobbly bits and all. From wrestling with never-ending toiletry box sets from Christmas to facing the challenge of distinguishing one neighbour's kid from another, Diana's escapades will hopefully have you nodding in recognition and laughing out loud.

Amid the chaos of running her own estate agency business while pitching in on the family farm, Diana's sometime hilarious musings capture the essence of life in a quaint English market town. Picture a place where everyone knows everyone, and nothing ever seems to change. In the midst of everyday life and contemplating her unforeseen future without Nate, we get an all-access pass to the unfiltered thoughts of this middle-aged dynamo.

Brace yourself as she's granted a wild year of exploration and liberation by a rather unconventional counsellor swooping in to save her faltering marriage to the drop-dead gorgeous Nathaniel "Nate" Marlowe, who just so happens to be the son of the wealthy local landowners.

As per instructions, Diana tries to unleash her inner wild child whilst embarking on a carnal buffet of partners with eventual gusto. But wait, there's a twist Not all of these supposed partners are what they appear to be. Get ready to raise a smile, or even a chuckle, as Diana stumbles upon a series of surprise encounters.

Will Diana conquer her own insecurities and rock her wobbly bits with confidence? Can she navigate the sea of identical neighbours' kids without embarrassment? Find out in this light-hearted journey that celebrates the beauty of embracing your true self and finding humour in the everyday.

Diana's daily escapades bring to life the comical realities of small-town living. Whether she's squeezing into a pair of jeans that haven't seen the light of day in a decade or attempting to tame her unruly hair with a quirky assortment of beauty products, Diana's adventures could leave you nodding your head in solidarity.

As she courageously faces the mirror and learns to love her additional curves and crevices, Diana discovers the immense power of self-acceptance and self-deprecating humour. With a mischievous twinkle in her eye, she turns the ordinary into extraordinary moments of laughter, reminding us that life is too short to take ourselves too seriously.

This book may have you chuckling with recognition, reminding you to embrace your own quirks, celebrate your flaws, and discover the comedic gems hidden within life's most ordinary moments.

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"The book equivalent to a hearty casserole, that warms your insides on a cold, winter's eve. Nothing like a slow burn with a cup of coco." D.C.

"Read the first chapter and wow I love it. You had me hooked straight away. Can't wait to read more." A.H.

"I just kept reading. It made me laugh out loud as well as shed a tear. Where's book 2?" L.M.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0C6P6H76Z
• ISBN13: 9798392244577
• Release Date: May 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 372 Pages
• Weight: 0.89 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.0" x 8.0"