A Husband's Survival Guide to the Crunchy Life

By Brian Michael Stegner

Is your wife trying to convince you to spend money on EXPENSIVE ORGANIC FOOD?

Is she BREASTFEEDING your 12 year old?

In PUBLIC?

A whimsical guide to surviving your wife's transition into the 'Crunchy' (read: Modern Granola) lifestyle. Includes Basic Survival Tips, Advanced Strategies, as well as two theoretical Case Studies.

See - Crunchy Moms, Mommy Bloggers, Real Food, Natural Living

**All completely original crunchy content, published nowhere else **

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YOU: "I wish I had read this years ago...now it's too late for me."

ME: "It's never too late "

YOU: (wiping tears) "You really think so?..."

ME: "Wait Are you wiping your tears with cloth diapers?"

YOU: .."............yes."

ME: (sighs) ..".yeah, it's too late for you."

YOU: (hangs head in shame)

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*Written in the Dry-Fi genre, a mashup of literary-fiction, non-fiction, science-fiction, and dry-humor. Each work is unique blend, this one is comprised of approximately:

30% Literary-Fiction

30% Non-Fiction

0% Science-Fiction

40% Dry-Humor

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 197332055X
• ISBN13: 9781973320555
• Release Date: November 2018
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 166 Pages
• Weight: 0.41 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"