A Horrible Thing: Meet Cute Tiny Baby Thing

By M. L. Holmes

"I warn you. Shit might get scary. I know a good trick with a pillow. One is for a girl to squeeze it between her legs to use for masturbation. Works for some reason that no one understands. Another is to hold the pillow up to your face if something scares you in a movie. But don't use the pillow trick, masturbation or eye block, if an intruder breaks in and wants to kill you. It rarely works with murderers in person.

Take a deep breath and grab a pillow. You think I'm just a regular baby goofing around with squeaky hammers. That is true. But I am also something a little tiny mini bit more scary. Teensy-weensy-meensy bit more scary. Picture me as a smiling and goofy and not-too-bright toddler. That's baby thing. Now picture me as an all-powerful monster of murderous wrath and darkness and destruction. The end of all things. The destroyer of worlds. The eater of souls. That's also baby thing. Almost the same, really. Except one is a toddler."

Cute Baby Thing is an instrument of murder for the secretive Control organisation. It has come to see itself as the infant son of one of its handlers. When Control decides to remove mummy from the picture, Thing becomes the picture. Prepare for a hilarious ride as Thing takes over your collection of French erotic poetry. Suits you well for reading that kind of filth.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B09TN1J93L
• ISBN13: 9798469428077
• Release Date: March 2022
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 252 Pages
• Weight: 0.75 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"