A Hamsters Guide to being an Hamstronaut

By R R

Prepare for liftoff, furry explorers A Hamster Guide to Being a Hamstronaut is the ultimate manual for all you aspiring spacefarers with whiskers and a love for seeds. This isn't just another spin around the wheel; it's your ticket to exploring the cosmos-hamster style. Whether you're navigating black holes or negotiating with extraterrestrial rodents, we've got you covered. Authored by the one and only illustrious academic of Hambridge University and Nobel Laureate Dr. Fuzzington Whiskerstein

But that's not all We've also got exclusive contributions from legendary Hamstronauts and even a few anonymous Q&A confessions that tackle the most squeak-worthy dilemmas of life in a spacesuit. Equip yourself with the knowledge and know-how to become the next big thing-quite literally-in the universe. So, stuff those cheek pouches with freeze-dried space pellets, strap in, and get ready for the ride of your hamster life

Warning: While this book aims to prep you for cosmic conquest, hamster-style, please note it does NOT substitute for actual astronaut training-or for that matter, hamstronaut training by certified professionals. Following the guidance herein does not grant you immunity from the laws of physics, so don't expect to defy gravity just because you can hang upside down from your cage lid.

Caution: Any attempts to replicate space missions in your living room, using cardboard rockets and DIY thrusters made of sunflower seeds, are done at your own risk-and the risk of your human's sanity. Also, any resemblance to real hamsters, living or stuffed, is purely coincidental. Except for you, Tumbles With Fur. You know what you did.

Read responsibly, folks. If you end up floating aimlessly in the deep void of space, don't say we didn't warn you

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CKSGQJ9W
• ISBN13: 9798863794075
• Release Date: October 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 122 Pages
• Weight: 0.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"