A Gay Old Pirate's Tale

By Emery C. Walters

A Gay Old Pirate's tale is a romp, a pure farce with pirates, ghosts, gays, guns, killers, and alcohol - lots of alcohol. Poor Declan is learning how to be a pirate captain from his grandfather when the ragtag crew takes on a cruise ship. Unfortunately a sharpshooter club is on the cruise, and the members wipe out the pirate crew. Grandfather Drystan the Dire expires from a heart attack, leaving a disheveled Declan no choice but to surrender and lose his ship ... HIS ship. He jumps into fresh clothes, not noticing that he picked a lovely dress of his grandfather's. He is 'rescued' and assumed to be a female captive. Not everyone is fooled, and Declan is soon rip roaring drunk and behaving very gay. Follow the adventures of Declan, his new gay pals, a murderer in high heels, and a very suspicious, very precocious little girl, the cruise ship captain's daughter.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1516896599
• ISBN13: 9781516896592
• Release Date: August 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 148 Pages
• Weight: 0.37 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"