A Field Guide to Urinal Etiquette: A take on a Protocol for Interpersonal Spacing and Silence

By Thomas Standwell

Step into the world of silent calculations, unspoken social contracts, and the subtle art of urinal selection. This Field Guide is a delightfully absurd guide to one of life's most universal - and anxiety-inducing - rituals.

Inside, you'll find general rules and step-by-step scenarios showing exactly which urinal to choose, all laced with unoffensive jokes that poke fun at our shared awkwardness. Test yourself at the end and score your decision-making prowess against your peers.

Perfect for gifting to friends, discussion at the water cooler in the office, breaking the ice at parties or just enjoying a moment of laughter anywhere. There are no graphic or offensive images in this book.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GG5XXC5K
• ISBN13: 9798242660731
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 28 Pages
• Weight: 0.15 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"