A Feminist And Jesus Walk Into A Bar

By Valencia Trizel and R. K. Howard

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE sleep but instead you're scrolling through Youtube and nothing's catching your eye. But then you're suggested the video from Jubilee: "1 Jesus vs 20 Feminists ft. @RealJesusChrist Surrounded."

It's a joke, right? Like, "A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar." Or maybe, "What happens when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness?" Haha, that's as bad as, "Jesus and a Feminist walk into a bar?" What would they even talk about ? Maybe something like this: so Jesus and the Feminist walk into a bar, He takes a seat next to her at the bar counter, and the Feminist asks: "Doesn't the Bible talk about how women should submit to their husbands, never have authority, and how women are cursed because of that stupid garden story?"

And Jesus replies, "Well, what about that story about the woman who ruled My kingdom for forty years, the other who ruled the whole world? Or what about when I said that women have rights to property, equality, and that a woman should have equal pay?"

Then Jesus asks, "When you think of wisdom, do you think wisdom is masculine and feminine?"

"Well obviously I think it's feminine. Girl power " she sang.

"Well then I agree," Jesus said.

"No you don't."

"But I do." He chuckled. "It was Lady Wisdom herself who originally told the wisest man that knowledge is in silence. For men too, not just for women. Lady Wisdom is personified in My Book as a she, feminine. And yet she yells throughout the city and in the marketplaces." Jesus chuckled. "Once you get her talking, she won't shut up. . . ."

What else will they ask, debate, argue? And can Christianity and Feminism find any Middle Ground?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GXBQ5B9W
• ISBN13: 9798255876501
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 416 Pages
• Weight: 1.10 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 6.0" x 9.0"