Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks - hard. But I'm not a weenie or a welsher. I'm a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin' Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious lack of cheating skills. If I were a good cheater, I wouldn't be in this heinous position. I lost, and now I have to pay. However, the price might deplete the wavering amount of sanity I have...