Charlie Heggensford, Idaho farm boy turned L.A. fluffer for hire, has found his sea legs, or at least he's working on it.
When Fluffers, Inc. lands a contract aboard a cruise ship packed with gay adult film stars, Charlie is back in his element: bouncing between clients, collecting chaos, and trying very hard not to over-stimulate anyone before the cameras roll. Between a glamorous drag queen with secrets under her skirts, a pair of hunky Latin twins redefining brotherly love, and a ship's doctor with surprises of his own, Charlie has plenty to keep him busy.
Also aboard is Rock Harding, technically unavailable, undeniably magnetic, and suddenly struggling to perform after ghosts from his past start surfacing mid-voyage. When every other mouth fails, Charlie is recruited as Rock's personal fluffer, much to the displeasure of Rock's controlling director boyfriend Cedric Wilmington.
As the ship steams toward Acapulco, Charlie finds himself tangled in secret revelations, unexpected feelings, and at least one situation that can only be resolved with vinegar. Some lessons you can only learn at sea.