750,000 Years BC

By Mr. Jessy Taylor and Mr. Jason Earley

750,000 YEARS BC is about the dawn of man; No Bible; No Trinity; No puritanical ethics. Clothing was optional and it was not uncommon for primitive man to be uncouth. So, there was touching. This was a period in our development when men learned to pee standing up, and to fart competitively, so Intellectuals were eaten. They were high in riboflavin and nucleotides and became a critical part of a caveman diet. Language, customs and religion were in their infancy, just as it is in the MAGA party. The zeitgeist of guns, beer and napalm was 750,000 years in the future. So was the republican party and our burgeoning Christian theocracy.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F9YN5S17
• ISBN13: 9798285433569
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 108 Pages
• Weight: 0.59 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.5" x 11.0"