5,000 Runs Down the Beach: A Sharky Snakey Touristy Jellyfishy Journal

By Limpy McGeezer

It's got sharks. It's got drunk weddings. It's got dog attacks and jellyfish infestations and horsefly swarms and Russian exiles and plane crashes and nice people and little kids and half-eaten sea turtles and what was almost the first cottonmouth-on-surfer incident in recorded history. Mostly it's got an old man. He's grumpy, he doesn't like people in his yard, and after running the same sand every day for 17 years, he looks at the beach as his turf. He's wrong, but seeing it through his eyes is a whole different take than seeing it while on vacation.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1717884083
• ISBN13: 9781717884084
• Release Date: February 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 132 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"