50 Poems Written By Your Cat

By Your Cat

The "If I Fits, I Sits" Philosophy

A vase, a shoebox, a sink, a small pot,
If I can squeeze in it, that's the perfect spot
No matter how awkward, no matter how tight,
I'll contort my body with all of my might.
It's a cat thing, you see, a law of the land,
If I fits, I sits, it's as simple as sand
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Ever Wonder What Your Cat is Really Thinking?

50 Poems Written by Your Cat offers a hilarious and heartwarming glimpse into the feline mind, as told through the poetic voice of your furry companion.

Imagine your cat could write poetry. What would they say about their love for napping, their disdain for the vacuum cleaner, and their uncanny ability to cause chaos? This collection of 50 witty and relatable poems answers that question and more

Inside, you'll discover:

Cheeky confessions about your cat's secret life, from midnight zoomies to "accidental" knock-overs.Hilarious observations on the quirks of their human companions (that's you ).Relatable insights into the feline obsession with boxes, the art of the stare, and the "if I fits, I sits" philosophy.A purrfectly charming foreword written by the feline poet themselves.

This book is a must-have for:

Cat lovers of all agesAnyone who has ever wondered what their cat is thinkingFans of funny poetry and animal anticsThose seeking a unique and purrfectly delightful gift

Get ready to laugh out loud as you discover the world through your cat's eyes

Order your copy of "50 Poems Written by Your Cat" today and unleash the inner poet of your feline friend

Bonus: Includes adorable illustrations throughout (Just kidding... cats can't draw. But imagine )

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DV4M8NQ5
• ISBN13: 9798307898314
• Release Date: January 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 52 Pages
• Weight: 0.18 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"