2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun

By V. Subhash

This is one of the biggest jokebooks of all time It has: 2020 new jokes plus a few hundred extra to adjust for some old jokesJokes for learning - cross-the-road jokes, animal jokes, pun jokes, computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...Jokes for fun - financial jokes, breakup jokes, Rajinikanth Facts (similar to Chuck Norris Facts)Three chapters devoted to foreign languages (French, Latin and a few others)A treasure house of clever puns, wordplay and interesting facts/riddles - mostly written like a quizSome of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are sceptical, read the jokes under the title 'Off The Wall Philosopher'Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke formats (Useful Latin/French/Foreign phrases, Off-The-Wall Philosophers, Jokes You Love To Hate, Elephant-and-Ant jokes, and Geography Jokes)Loads of fun for kids and their families. Absolutely no (‿ˠ‿) humour.ExcerptsPart 1 - for learningChildren's JokesWhy did the lizard sue the hospital?
After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.Computer JokesWhat made the quantum computer so frustrated?
He made a complete fool of himself.Physics JokesHow many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?
One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.Chemistry JokesWhat happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?
It left him fuming.Biology JokesWhy is xylem more believable than phloem?
Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.Part 2 - for funPolitical JokesWhat is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with chocolates on the top shelf?
Elitist.What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who finds the chocolates in the top shelf before you can?
Thought criminalWhat is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who can reach the chocolates in the top shelf?
Height criminal.What is a politically incorrect name for an older sibling who prevents you from reaching the chocolates in the top shelf?
Obstructionist.What is a politically incorrect name that a parent calls you when you get caught and your story changes each time you tell it?
Revisionist.What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who is too chicken to get into trouble or does not get caught often enough?
Conformist.What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who always has a backup plan?
Survivalist.What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who does get caught but does not get punished as often as you do?
Expert.What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who manages eliminate his tracks before you bring it to your parents' attention?
Escapologist.What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who does not want to hear your legitimate excuses?
Russophobe.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08D4QXF6Q
• ISBN13: 9798667028932
• Release Date: July 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 168 Pages
• Weight: 0.51 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"